Coach P: 1, Treadmill: 0

Coach Patrick · February 5, 2010 2:54PM

Apparently trying to chase Mancona's vDOT at the local YMCA is not a good idea. Anything faster than 10mph made the treadmill stop short...which made me go forward...into my nutz. Twice. Just ain't right...coach rich isn't even in my ZIP CODE!!!!

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dhalligan · February 5, 2010 3:06PM

What are you doing on a dreadmill. It's not that cold. Come on, man! That's just a sign to keep it real outside.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Dave

Nemo Brauch · February 5, 2010 3:30PM

LMAO!!! Oh man, this forum and been great comedic relief today!! And man, I have needed it!!!

Trent Prough · February 5, 2010 3:37PM

Ditto to Nemo response

Norton · February 5, 2010 4:02PM

Twice?

[Deleted User] · February 5, 2010 6:05PM

You need a supercharged dreadmill!!!! way to hammer!

Gordon Cherwoniak · February 5, 2010 6:27PM

I'm with Bill twice... I don't know its more like coach P 0, treadmill 2.

Gordon

Michele Cellai · February 5, 2010 8:22PM

Once wasn't enough fun? LMAO!

Bill McKinney · February 5, 2010 10:10PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...what did the person next to you do? Echo what Halligan said...get your @#$ outside!

DocHoffart · February 5, 2010 10:14PM

Did they make that "crunch" sound like in the movies?

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Bryan Ogle · February 5, 2010 10:35PM

Of course twice....you know triathletes have to learn the hard way or 2 nutz equals 2 hits!

tuckerm · February 6, 2010 9:30AM

I am having a hard time envisioning how this is possible. Could we get a video re-enactment please?

Nemo Brauch · February 6, 2010 9:36AM

Posted By Tucker McKeever on 06 Feb 2010 09:30 AM

I am having a hard time envisioning how this is possible. Could we get a video re-enactment please?

HA HA HA!!! Yeah Coach P, Pics or it didn't happen!!

Kitboo · February 6, 2010 6:24PM

It's kinda cool cuz you're faster than a gym treadmill. But OUCH! x 2. Doode, hope you're not a soprano!

TerryO · February 6, 2010 8:25PM

Please tell me I'm not the only one that can't figure out how someone lasts longer than 2 minutes on a treadmill at 10+ MPH.

tuckerm · February 6, 2010 9:04PM

I understand how you can last 2+ minutes @ 10mph but still don't get how it can happen. Every treadmill I have been on the logistics just are not there. The boys have always been lower than anything i could have hit to injure them, especially TWICE. This is why I don't believe unless I see video evidence. Please do it again.

Coach Patrick · February 8, 2010 7:35AM

ah, the "support" I get from this place just rocks my rocks.

I thought the first time it must have been the power cable coming off or something, a bad Tmill. So I moved to the next one over. This one lasted like 3' longer, so I thought I was good, then boom. Done. My bad for looking at the pool in front of me instead of at the display, or anythign, that would have given the sign I was about to crush my bizness...

Steven Ford · February 8, 2010 10:23AM

Did people point and laugh? I know I would of.

Dave Tallo · February 8, 2010 8:53PM

It takes a brave man to post that kind of news on the interwebz, Patrick.

So when are you going back for a second date?

Coach Patrick · February 9, 2010 5:34AM

no second date yet. Crush my nutz once, shame on you. Crush them twice...

Bill McKinney · February 9, 2010 9:20PM

Posted By Kitima Boonvisudhi on 06 Feb 2010 06:24 PM

It's kinda cool cuz you're faster than a gym treadmill. But OUCH! x 2. Doode, hope you're not a soprano!

uhhh...2x2 = 4 right? Quadruple ouch! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Coach Patrick · February 10, 2010 3:19PM

oh, you are so funny.

I went back today (snowday) and got in 6.5 good miles. See 6:18 pace is okay, 6:00 is not. Who knew?

Coach P: 1, Treadmill: 0

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