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Coach PatrickCoach Patrick
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Okay, put on the pink speedo yesterday. Am officially out of shape (Stoopid bike crash) and it's going to look really ugly at mile 18 for Coach P (sorry ladies!). I shaved my legs as you have to do that but then looking at the rest of me wondering if shaving the remainder would be a good idea? I think asking for fashion advice on pink speedo day is splitting hairs (haha) but wanted to hear what the other doodes are doing.

Damn you skinny bastards,

P

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  • mattsullmattsull

    I'm only shaving my legs. I am shaving especially for the pink speedo too. I've been hairy all summer. It just seems like the right thing to do.

  • Michele CellaiMichele Cellai
    Perosnally, I am partial to hairy guys. Wait until you see Max in the pink speedo. But his daughter is coming, so he is wearing it over bike shorts so as not to embarass his teenager. No shaving for him (thank goodness).
  • Nemo BrauchNemo Brauch
    Two words: Hot Wax
  • michelemorenomichelemoreno
    I shouldn't even go here, since I"m not one of the chicas that's racing this weekend. AND since P is asking the doodes their opinion.

    But then I realized that while I"m hanging out at mile 18, I'll be seeing more of the guys in speedos than the chicas will be! So, just in case my vote counts, I definitely vote for as little hair as possible! image
  • Coach RichCoach Rich
    Posted By Michele Cellai on 07 Sep 2010 08:06 AM

    he is wearing it over bike shorts so as not to embarass his teenager.

     

    Weak

  • michelemorenomichelemoreno
    Posted By Nemo Brauch on 07 Sep 2010 08:48 AM

    Two words: Hot Wax

    That's what I'm talking about...



     

  • TerryOTerryO
    @P - Go big or go home.

  • tgarsontgarson
    Hope for all you guys in speedos that it's not as cold on race day as it is today, all I can say is that you might be wishing you had all that extra hair image
  • Nemo BrauchNemo Brauch
    Posted By Trevor Garson on 07 Sep 2010 10:28 AM

    Hope for all you guys in speedos that it's not as cold on race day as it is today, all I can say is that you might be wishing you had all that extra hair





     

    Shrinkage?    Sorry- I couldn't help it.  You teed that up so nicely

  • Michele CellaiMichele Cellai
    Posted By Rich Strauss on 07 Sep 2010 08:52 AM
    Posted By Michele Cellai on 07 Sep 2010 08:06 AM

    he is wearing it over bike shorts so as not to embarass his teenager.

     

    Weak





     

    Says the man without teenage daughters. HA!

  • KitbooKitboo
    P--I don't think Kev is shaving AT ALL.
  • Chris GChris G

     You should follow the Team Angry model and shave nothing, maybe even add extra back hair 

  • penlynwilsonpenlynwilson
    Two options:
    1) Do a back and chest fohawk or full mohawk.
    2) Full body wax. I bet some of the ladies would donate especially if there was video of the procedure.
  • michelemorenomichelemoreno
    Posted By Penny Wilson on 07 Sep 2010 11:02 AM

    Two options:

    1) Do a back and chest fohawk or full mohawk.

    2) Full body wax. I bet some of the ladies would donate especially if there was video of the procedure.



    I would SO donate!  How 'bout we set up a group salon appointment for all the speedo guys, on Saturday afternoon here in madison?? 

     

  • Nemo BrauchNemo Brauch
    Posted By Michele Moreno on 07 Sep 2010 11:20 AM
    Posted By Penny Wilson on 07 Sep 2010 11:02 AM

    Two options:

    1) Do a back and chest fohawk or full mohawk.

    2) Full body wax. I bet some of the ladies would donate especially if there was video of the procedure.



    I would SO donate!  How 'bout we set up a group salon appointment for all the speedo guys, on Saturday afternoon here in madison?? 

     

    Where do I send the check?

  • Coach PatrickCoach Patrick
    hey, you guys are the ones supposed to be physically suffering out there, not us!!!
  • gilliattgilliatt
    coach P put some razors/hot wax/nair on your amazon wishlist I'm guessing your wish will get granted.
  • Beth_SBeth_S

    You are all going to look so pretty on race morning! Team Pink Speedo Beefcake, we chicas know that you will do the "pro" thing, in regards to this thread.

  • penlynwilsonpenlynwilson
    Ya know, swim teams have "shave parties" to shave the guys (and gals) down before big races. Maybe you can do that once everyone arrives if they won't go for the waxing party. . . .

    Again: video/pics. . .

  • Bill McKinneyBill McKinney
    Dang...totally forgot about the shaving thing. Been nice and shaved up all summer, but let it go after my last race a few weeks ago. I'll be shaving everything visible below the waist. My speedo hasn't arrived yet, so I hope it gets here soon. We're not leaving until Friday afternoon, though, so plenty of time. Worse comes to worse I'll bust out the famous speedo from the 2008 Marathon Challenge.
  • jetskrjetskr
    There will be plenty of manscaping but no 'hawks this time. My employers are too conservative for those.
  • Coach RichCoach Rich

    Always shaved, all the time. Lets just say I goes through lots of razors

  • Coach PatrickCoach Patrick
    We are going to be one ugly crew. I pity the race official who needs to talk to us. image
  • chris malonechris malone
    Posted By Patrick McCrann on 08 Sep 2010 07:27 PM

    We are going to be one ugly crew. 



    Shaving won't change that.  

  • DocHoffartDocHoffart
    This is a new low...manscaping advice on EN!

    BTW @Patrick I recall you being a skinny bastard when we had dinner at ToC.

    Vince
  • Dan SocieDan Socie
    Posted By chris malone on 08 Sep 2010 08:53 PM
    Posted By Patrick McCrann on 08 Sep 2010 07:27 PM

    We are going to be one ugly crew. 



    Shaving won't change that.  

     

     

     Word. 


  • Steven FordSteven Ford

    I shaved nothing, if anything is going to make you want to run faster is seeing my pic

     

    So if you PR on the run ladies your welcome.

     

    If you get sick sorry

  • chuckgchuckg
    Posted By Steven Ford on 09 Sep 2010 11:59 AM

    I shaved nothing, if anything is going to make you want to run faster is seeing my pic

     

    So if you PR on the run ladies your welcome.

     

    If you get sick sorry





     

    shooting water out of my nose........ thanks Steven

  • penlynwilsonpenlynwilson
    Posted By Steven Ford on 09 Sep 2010 11:59 AM

    I shaved nothing, if anything is going to make you want to run faster is seeing my pic

     

    So if you PR on the run ladies your welcome.

     

    If you get sick sorry

     

    Wish I could be there! Can't wait for the pics. Sounds like a new EN tradition in the making. . . .

  • Bill McKinneyBill McKinney
    My kids took one look at me in the speedo and went running for the hills the exact quotes were:

    Finn (9): "Daaad...take that off, you're embarassing me"! We were in our house, how bad could it have been1

    Ellie (11): "It looks a, uh, a little tight in the front there"...I agree! Should have gotten the large...
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